101 things to do when your bored

Hello.

Like every summer holiday i’ve been struck by the mental and physical disease which is extreme bordom. It’s only been 4 weeks and all ready my freinds are fed up of having to meet me and i have been stuck at home for several days now. So i have decided to do 101 things that you and i think may stop this terrible mess and improve or completly ruin my life (depending on your views of me)

Today i have completed or at least attempted 3 i have…

1. Attempted to write a song heres what i’ve come up with
Bordem a bor..deeem bordem
(This i then worked out was all ready a song by the buzzcocks) So i wrote
I’m so lonely ( i did this in a american accent trying to do a north korean accent) i then yet again realized this was all ready a song so i decided singer song writer was not my carer.

2. I attempted to make a youtube video, however with no video camera or any equipment for filming i then realized i would have to make a video camera and you probally won’t be suprised to find that i falied with in about half an hour of smashing my toaster with a rock.

3. I made a blog. This so far seems to have worked.

So i can safely say i can cross one of my list of 101. So if you have been reading this and want to help me please send me something to do (anything) and i promise i will do my best to achevie it and if i do then i will take one off my list my goal to complete a hundred in 6 weeks. And if your bored yourself then you can read my blogs i will be hopefully writing and you can do one of the things yourself and then the world in my opinon will be a better place. Please send me ideas. Thank you.  

P.S Please hurry i found myself watching an episode of Jeremy Kyle today i have already seen.

P.SS. I’ve just realised it might be more fun to send something you do when your bored to stop it thanks.

 

 

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